What's black and white and read all over…and obsolete?
A newspaper!
A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says,
"Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
Why does Snoop Dog use an umbrella?
.......Fo' drizzle!
Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they forgot the words
What do Deadheads say when they run out of drugs?
This music sucks
Why did the math book go to the psychiatrist?
Cuz it was full of problems....
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
The BP station!
Helvetica walks into a bar. The bartender says: We don't serve your type here.
Why did the little girl blush when she opened the refrigerator door?
Because she saw the salad dressing!
How do you know if you work in Marketing?
- You consider leaving the office at 5pm a half day
- You need a powerpoint to explain EVERYTHING
- You know the people who work at the airport better than you know your next door neighbors